Last Orgy of the Divine Hermit by Mark Leyner

Author:Mark Leyner [LEYNER, MARK]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 2021-01-19T00:00:00+00:00

And the old OPTOMETRIST—that Spinozist grinder of lenses, that impresario of the world’s greatest encrypted text, the Snellen chart—draws his final breath, pirouettes, and expires.

The PATIENT puts a drop of artificial tears in one eye, and a drop in the other…

We hear—its source apparently her wireless earbuds—Pop Smoke’s “Dior” from the soundtrack of Meet Me in Kermunkachunk…

… and then, in the distance, prolonged screams of the most exquisite agony.

—Frank “Frankie Shots” Sfogliatella (Three-time Jeopardy! champion and adjunct professor of Drone Warfare and Online Dating at Texas State Tech College in Waco)

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